The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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