i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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