i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
