think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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