I must be too annoying 4 u.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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