I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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