Dual....:-)
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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