Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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