so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My liver just had a heart attack.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
