oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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