i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
nutella sex= disaster
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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