im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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