I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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