Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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