Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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