Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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