is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Rumble strips road head = magical
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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