i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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