You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
