Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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