I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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