Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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