Your tits are I can't wait for
her vagine was all disorganized.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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