you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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