cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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