i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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