Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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