So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize