I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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