another moral hangover. fuck.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
