So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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