Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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