Don't you send me to vm
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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