I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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