When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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