Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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