Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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