so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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