OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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