I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
