My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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