I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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