Im at strip club and am horny
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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