Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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