Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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