So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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