We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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