Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
