dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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