Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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