apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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