apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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